Today on Behind A Million And One Pages, we have Hog Wild, author of Baby, You're As Sweet as 3.1415965.
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Here is an excerpt of the novel:
The most important tip to dating on social networks is to avoid making the mistake
of “liking” you own status.
Because when you "like" your own Facebook status it's like when you're having sex and you slap your own ass.
A lot of girls like a guy who is a bad-ass. That’s why my conversations with women go like this:
GIRL: I like a man of danger.
ME: Come back to my place and
we'll open the .exe attachments in my email!
Guy in his Profile Picture, you REALLY want to impress
girls? Get a job and pose in front of your cubicle.
at the Dance Club, Please stop grinding random girls from behind like you are some kind of creepy penis-shaped
They say you can get a girl
to like you, if you can make her
jealous. So I make sure the girl sees me with a pretty expensive
Girls like when you tell them
about the adorable things that children do. For instance, like when my little
nephew asked me, "When babies are in the tummy do they use
mommy's belly button as a window?"
Thank God he didn't ask .
what they use as a door!
Also take a look at one of Hog's YouTube videos: