I say inappropriate things sometimes. But, I have a strong filter. Because I think inappropriate things all the time.



And I can't stop. The thought just pops up and I do my best not to gasp or giggle. I am convinced a part broke off inside me (even there I just thought of an inappropriate comment) during puberty and remained in my brain. Not proud of this. There's a teenager running wild inside my head.…

I'm sure most of you heard about the horrific realization Australia's court came to that a dingo did in fact EAT a poor woman's baby. Problem was she had already served three years in prison after being convicted of killing her infant. Ok, they only proved the dingo killed the baby, it was the show Seinfeld that made the phrase "Maybe the dingo ate your baby" (and…

I did it again. I ripped my damn pants, at the inseam, mere inches away from the crotch of my jeans. Does this happen to you? Well, let's go through four embarrassing broken-outfit mishaps and how to fix them before you throw away another piece of clothing.

1. Ripped Denim Inseams (this seems to happen with denim more than any other fabric)…

Do you remember Bagel Bites? Specifically the pizza kind. I remember eating them mostly in grammar school. I also remember the jingle written for the pizza bagel bites commercial:

In case you can't watch the video (at work) I will paraphrase the awesome jingle: