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Why Should I Buy Your Book?

Why Should I Buy Your Book?A question that was presented to me over the weekend and good one at that, I can’t very well say “Because it’s awesome!” I mean, it is but you need more, right?When I began writing Deadly Deception March of 2010, I vowed to have an evolving heroine. Not one that stands by and takes people’s crap. Though her naivety can be frustrating in regards to her relationships with Adam…See More
Dec 18, 2012
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Be Present at Our Table, Proud Mary

Holidays at my grandparents house in South Dakota is one I will always cherish. The gathering of family, Swedish meatballs simmering, laughter filling the air and children sneaking cookies from the kitchen. Norman Rockwell...in a mental institute.  The Johnson's have their traditions: lefse, Swedish meatballs, booze, and singing.Not necessarily in that order. Before sitting down to enjoy our holiday feast, we would gather in the dining room, clasp each others hands in a circle and sing "Be…See More
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Teaser Tuesday - Logan's Story

Teaser Tuesday - Logan's StoryMy son removed the circular tube from his mouth, where he was inhaling the steroids to help him breathe and looked at me with twinkling ethereal eyes and flushed apple cheeks, he placed his tiny hand a top of mine. I was perched on an uncomfortable leather stool next to Logan’s hospital bed. The aroma of bleach and latex stung my nose.I looked at the young child with curiosity. I wanted him to place the tube back in but he shook his head. My eyes were sore from…See More
Dec 4, 2012
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Sneak Peak Sunday - Deadly Deception - Chapter 1

Sneak Peak Sunday - Deadly Deception - Chapter 1Chapter 1“Ten…nine…eight…,” the deep voice lulled Dr. Anne Jamison out of the dark that surrounded her subconscious. “Seven…six…five…four…three…two…one. Come back to me, Anne.”Her green eyes fluttered rapidly, attempting to regain focus of her stark white surroundings that were layered…See More
Nov 25, 2012
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Deadly Deception (my second baby) is Published

I know, I know, I said November 27th BUT I just couldn't wait. Here it is on the Kindle  And the NOOK  Surreal.Amazing.Scary.Exciting. I am proofing the paperback this week so that that will be available…See More
Nov 19, 2012
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"I'm a long time blogger, newbie writer...I am self-publishing my first book the end the month:-) http://www.andreajohnsonbeck.blogspot.com/ http://www.daydreammama.com/ "
Nov 14, 2012
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"Please come check out my author facebook fan page https://www.facebook.com/pages/Andrea-Johnson-Beck/380192065371391 I would love the "likes" Have a fabulous night!"
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Oct 30, 2012
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Too Early To Debate With A Twelve Year Old

Are you eating chocolate cake for breakfast?Yes.Can I have some chocolate cake?No.Why?I don't share. Especially chocolate.Can I have a bite?No.Why?I told you why.Can I have chocolate for breakfast?No.But you can? Why?Because A. I gave birth to you. B. I can. and C. I gave birth to you.You said that twice.I know, it trumps everything and it hurt a lot so therefore, I can have chocolate cake every morning if I choose to.Have you had your coffee yet?No.You should. You are not in a good mood.I was…See More
Oct 30, 2012
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Oct 25, 2012
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Dial 800-Inappropriate

This week has been Oreo stuffed with "What the glob?" moments.I'm not going to relive the vet trip with you, I'm damaged enough and so is Logan. And after the visit, so is Bear…he is now seeking electric shock therapy.Thursday, the moment had arrived, LOGAN WAS SWIMMING! ALONE! NO FLOATIES! I launched myself from the bleachers, seal clapping and bawling hysterically. I quickly snapped a picture of my little fish and frantically began texting, facebooking and instagraming it all over…See More
Oct 19, 2012

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Why Should I Buy Your Book?

Posted on December 18, 2012 at 12:03pm 0 Comments

Why Should I Buy Your Book?



A question that was presented to me over the weekend and good one at that, I can’t very well say “Because it’s awesome!” I mean, it is but you need more, right?
When I began writing Deadly Deception March…
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Be Present at Our Table, Proud Mary

Posted on December 12, 2012 at 9:11am 0 Comments

Holidays at my grandparents house in South Dakota is one I will always cherish. The gathering of family, Swedish meatballs simmering, laughter filling the air and children sneaking cookies from the kitchen. Norman Rockwell...in a mental institute. 
 
The Johnson's have their traditions: lefse, Swedish meatballs, booze, and singing.
Not necessarily in that…
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Teaser Tuesday and Giveaway

Posted on December 11, 2012 at 8:16am 0 Comments

May I present Chapter 1 - Deadly Redemption (Book 2 of Deadly Series)

Wait, you haven't read Deadly Deception yet? First, why? Second, let me help you out.

Leave your name and email below and on Friday I will randomly choose two people who will receive a Kindle ebook of Deadly Deception.



Now the *unedited* Chapter 1



Enter giveaway: …

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Bologna Spread NOT The Other White Meat

Posted on December 10, 2012 at 9:17am 0 Comments

 In fact, it's a more pinkish color. Nothing says Rest in Peace Great Aunt Sylvia like "funeral meat" slapped inside of a buttered silver dollar bun. The elders of the family will and have taken out numerous people to reach those sandwiches, right after singing "Amazing Grace". Bologna Spread is quite popular in the Midwest. Growing up in South Dakota and Iowa, I know it well. I know the smell, the texture, and I opted for the turkey sandwiches. The mixed aroma of stale church basement,…

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At 11:06pm on October 16, 2012, Caffeinated OC Mommy said…

Hello Darling... so happy you're doing FABulous!  xoxo

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At 5:02pm on January 31, 2012, Caffeinated OC Mommy said…

Feature, feature, feature... Congrats Darling!  xoxo

At 11:52am on January 27, 2012, Caffeinated OC Mommy said…

Love what you're up to Darling!  xoxo

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